The Crypto-Scout Who Cried WereLOLf!

Ahoy, Crypto-Scouts!

Whilst scanning through my fan mail, I came across an alarming missive or three. Here's the strange series of correspondence in its entirety...

Dearest Crypto-Scout,
Long-time fan, first-time writer.I will make a feast of your entrails! I'm getting ahead of myself. Pardon my enthusiasm. I will elucidate. Ahem... In one of your recent blog entries (which are fabulously illuminating BTW... LOVE them), you demonstrated skepticism in the existence of my fellow bipedal canid brethren. I assure you, we DO in fact exist, and there WILL be a day of reckoning for your insolent propaganda against The Brotherhood!
I WILL make a feast of your entrails,
*The
WereLOLf
XOXOXO

Mr. The WereLOLf,
I assume you're referencing THIS Crypto-Log Entry where I failed to track down and verify the DogMan of Kalamazoo. Not once did I claim DISBELIEF in "your kind", only that I had not discovered any PROOF during my expedition. Thanks for the interest in my research.
Cryptically yours,
*C-S

Dearest Crypto-Scout,
Let me see if I grok your meaning... A cryptid must be discovered by YOU in order for them to EXIST??? Your insolence is only exceeded by your arrogance. And what do you mean "your kind"? I find your use of condescending quotation marks downright infuriating. And insulting. AND possibly even RACIST.
I'll save your wicked tongue for LAST,
*The WereLOLf
XOXOXO

Mr. The WereLOLF,
I'm taken aback by your accusations. Although I believe in the possible existence of bipedal canines, I'm starting to doubt that YOU are real. Cryptids are notoriously elusive and spend their time avoiding human contact... NOT sending fan mail. I therefore deem that you are a HOAX. Sorry for the distressing news. I can only hope that you'll find a way to carry on with this stigma.
Cryptically yours,
*C-S

My New Arch-Nemesis,
Personal attacks! Does your insensitivity know no bounds??? Consider yourself on THE LIST. The "Disembowelment? Check YES or NO" list. I'll let you agonize over which of the two possibilities I will choose. And NOW, I will let you agonize over the FACT that I will check "YES"! This is only the beginning of the agony that you will suffer. Expect another dissatisfied letter from me in the near future. I will not warn you WHEN to expect it either. Agonize over THAT as well.
Disembowelment? YES!...
*The WereLOLf
P.S. I have purposefully left off my trademark "hugs & kisses" so you know that we are no longer busom buddies. Also, I'm seriously considering ordering a Three-Wolf-Moon shirt, so my wolfen power will be increased CUBICALLY. Beware the Curse of the WereLOLf!

Despite being fairly confident this is all a sad attempt to kickstart a silly internet meme (see HERE, HERE, and especially HERE), I'm considering calling an old colleague, the Ex-Luchador-turned-MonsterPuncher, EL CRYPTO, for protection. I don't approve of El Crypto's violent revenge-fueled methods, but a Monster Baiter can't be too careful. AND he's a sharp dresser.

Cryptically yours,
*The Crypto-Scout

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