Tuesday, September 29, 2009

"Grape Ape ain't got nothin' on me!"


Ahoy, Crypto Scouts!

Behold! Bananaramera!

Ever the Clown Prince of Kaiju, Bananaramera can always be spotted sporting a toothy grin, whether he's firing off barely-articulate, yet highly enthusiastic, zingers at passerbys, or he's chowing down on a Kaiju-size-appropriate bowl of banana pudding.

"Where you let giant yellow gorilla scare commuters? Anywhere it wants... OOK OOK!"

The remedial contents of the gargantuan Yellorilla's jokes aren't always funny, or comprehensible for that matter (I'm sure not going to break the news to him), but it's ALL in the delivery, as hometown Skull Island's tourists and natives alike would agree. Most noteworthy... his primal guffaw (OOK!) is just so gosh darn infectious. Keep reaching for that comedy rainbow, you loveable galloot!

Cryptically yours,
*The Crypto-Scout

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