Wednesday, September 23, 2009

And so it is written... The Crypto Scout Law!

Ahoy, Crypto Scouts!

The Crypto Scout Motto is well known 'round these parts, but how versed are you in Crypto Scout Law?

A Crypto Scout is...

Curious, Stealthy, Patient, Alert, Compassionate, Respectful, Resolute, Thorough,

and of course...

I would NEVER presume to doubt the thoroughness of our troop's Founding Fathers (a Crypto Scout IS thorough) or the Scout Masters (and Master Monster Baiters) who have followed in their Bigfoot-steps, but I would like to offer some "food for thought", an amendment, if you will...

A Crypto Scout is (also):

LIVE BAIT

Wear good running shoes. With plenty of traction. You heard it here first, dear readers. But nevertheless, Monster C.H.O.W. will do its best to keep YOU from becoming "Monster Chow".

Cryptically yours,
*The Crypto-Scout
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