Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Cryptid Compendium: Chupacabra



AKA:
"Goat Sucker"

CLASSIFICATION: Sucker o' Goats

DESCRIPTION: Fangs, quills, red eyes. Accounts range from reptilian to canine, but ALWAYS ugly.

RELATIVES: Wile E. Coyote with mange?

CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Mucho caliente

REGION/S: Puerto Rico, Mexico, South Western U.S.

FREQUENCY: A PLETHORA of sightings from '95 to present

ORGANIZATION: A cadre of Chupacabras? A cartel perhaps?

# APPEARING: Uno

ACTIVITY CYCLE: De noche

DIET: Tex-Mex goat (cabra) blood (sangre)

EVIDENCE: Dead livestock, potential Chupa corpses, eye witness accounts

SPECIAL ATTACKS: Claw/claw/bite, goat draining

SPECIAL DEFENSES: Quills, having a name that is hard to pronounce and/or spell, the ability to outrun the Border Patrol in a single bound

SIZE: Not so grande...

XP VALUE: Uno merit badge

MEXI-CAN OR MEXI-CAN'T: ?

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