Friday, August 7, 2009

From "Crotch-Hound" to "Squatch-Hound"!

Ahoy Crypto Scouts!

Meet the latest addition to the "Odd Squad" family... CRYPTO-MUTT! Through a thorough training regiment, I've been able to redirect his personal-space-intruding groin-investigations into a formidable monster-tracking proficiency. Crypto-Mutt's retrieval skills are uncanny, but I've yet to figure out how to quell his killer instinct/s.

I'm not sure if he'll be ready for my expedition to Camp Crypto Lake. The Lake Monster that resides there, "Cryptie", is ALREADY an endangered species.

Cryptically yours,
*The Crypto-Scout

Post-Script: Crypto-Mutt says "Urf!"
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