Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Believing the strangest things... but < 3 the Alien?

Ahoy, Crypto Scouts!

Designating a visitor from the stars "Friend or Foe" is NOT an easy endeavor. Some are benevolent, some are mysterious, and some want nothing more than to vaporize us off this 3rd rock from the sun. Documentary film-maker, Steven Allan Spielberg, studied Extra Terrestrial diversity in depth and believed it was paramount to warn us all of the truth (it IS out there...). Not all space-travellers want to befriend small boys and/or munch on the deliciously unmistakable Reese's Peanut Butter taste in a tasty, crunchy candy shell.

I'm in no way arguing for intergalactic profiling or invader internment camps, but just because an alien (illegal or no) is waving Old Glory in his tentacle while telepathically "whistling" the Star Spangled Banner via the collective's hive-mind, NEVER forget the immortal words of Fox Mulder's cryptic contact, Deep Throat...

"Trust No One."

Cryptically Yours,
*The Crypto-Scout

"Please, I like America! Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Hill of beans! Betty Boop, what a dish. Betty Grable, nice gams... I say can you see!"

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