CLASSIFICATION: Hominid
DESCRIPTION: Large, hairy, bipedal, ape-like
RELATIVES: Yeti, Skunk Ape
CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Mountains, dense forests
REGION/S: Pacific Northwestern US of A, Canada
FREQUENCY: Rare
ORGANIZATION: Troop
# APPEARING: 1-4
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Any
DIET: Omnivore?
EVIDENCE: Footprints, film footage, broken camping gear
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Rock-throwing, pugnant odor
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Appears blurry on camera, pugnant odor
SIZE: L (8-10' tall)
XP VALUE: 1 merit badge
REGION/S: Pacific Northwestern US of A, Canada
FREQUENCY: Rare
ORGANIZATION: Troop
# APPEARING: 1-4
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Any
DIET: Omnivore?
EVIDENCE: Footprints, film footage, broken camping gear
SPECIAL ATTACKS: Rock-throwing, pugnant odor
SPECIAL DEFENSES: Appears blurry on camera, pugnant odor
SIZE: L (8-10' tall)
XP VALUE: 1 merit badge
FEET: Big
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here." - Mitch Hedberg R.I.P.
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