Monday, June 15, 2009

Cryptid Compendium: Sasquatch

AKA: Bigfoot, Squatch

CLASSIFICATION: Hominid

DESCRIPTION: Large, hairy, bipedal, ape-like

RELATIVES: Yeti, Skunk Ape

CLIMATE/TERRAIN: Mountains, dense forests

REGION/S: Pacific Northwestern US of A, Canada

FREQUENCY: Rare

ORGANIZATION: Troop

# APPEARING: 1-4

ACTIVITY CYCLE: Any

DIET: Omnivore?

EVIDENCE: Footprints, film footage, broken camping gear

SPECIAL ATTACKS: Rock-throwing, pugnant odor

SPECIAL DEFENSES: Appears blurry on camera, pugnant odor

SIZE: L (8-10' tall)

XP VALUE: 1 merit badge

FEET: Big

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here." - Mitch Hedberg R.I.P.

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